"Yeah...why wouldn't I be?"
*goes to grab fire extinguisher
*brandishes extinguisher like going to smack with
"Well, I'll just have to fix that then now won't I."
Sometimes "Good morning" just isn't enough so you gotta spice it up a notch. ^_^
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So I was flipping through Winamp when I came across a cover song by someone, and I must say, I'm a bit jealous. Granted, I don't know how effective of a 'swing'er I'd be, but it's still a rather nice song none the less.
Twilight Saga is now officially finished and can take it's place with the rest of the library (okay, so it's more less a couple shelves. ) This book is pure fan service plain and simple, but that's what the whole series is about if you think about it. Shan't ruin it for anyone but I will say that it does better than my initial premise of 3/5 being bumped to 4/5 instead.
Just for obscurities sake: Super Dragon will be joined by Jushin "Thunder" Liger in the next week or so.
Yes, it does look really weird and more than kind of goofy looking, however what do you expect for something that started off as an anime? :p===================================================================
walkin my poodles, man it never gets old
with my dogs on my leash i got bitches on the hold,
a first aids kit? thats a rhesus monkey,
i bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie!
get more ass than a giant donkey stable,
got more lines than whitney houston's coffee table,
i get more head than grammar school lice,
i'm like a walkin glacier i'm so decked out with ice.
Did you poop a virgin? cause that shit is tight.
jack ain't black, barry ain't white.
i do drugs in the bedroom, lie on ur back
cause i got the pipe and you got the crack.
though i'm sexually straight, your bound to find,
i'm mentally gay, cause i'll blow your mind.
the parents be snickerin "he shouldnt have written it"
but i'm constipated, couldnt give a shit.
chorus:
My name is bo fo sho,
a born bostonian,
aryan librarian at the WORDsmithsonian
the rap is scattered, it hides its ingenuity,
i gave it this little part to give it continuity.
the fellas say
hey moron pass the gin
cause i'm an OXYmoron breathing OXYgen
give me the bottle, i'll chug two thirds
cause you bitches know fractions speak louder than words
and the ladies say
hey fellas i'm keepin it tight and if you play ur cards right you can have me tonight
should i blow you or beat you, brass or percussion?
oh stop, PERIOD end of discussion
chorus...
walking through the garden with food at my feet, picked up the celery but dropped the beat (beet).
we're in the hood ill take what you give me
was einstein's theory good...relatively
a smart queen's kingdumb, it doesnt mix
a litter of literates, a bunch of moby dicks
"get thee to a punnery" o-just to-pheelia
take you with a condomn "stainless-steal" ya.
half a pound of turkey breast, half a pound of chicken tits,
why are only crackers staying at the Ritz?
poverty, racism, isn't it strange,
that only the homeless are beggin for change?
i shocked Sherlock
What, son? (watson) (watt, son?)
Rosa Parks didnt call "shotgun"!
here's a bit of irony
a Ford Focus driver has ADD
How'd i come to master all these things?
like a tampon theif, i had to pull some strings.
3 comments:
I wish someone said that to me every morning. xD
I haven't read the Twilight Saga.
I have to say I'm a little skeptical, since everybody pumped up 'Catcher and the Rye', and then when I actually got around to reading it, it wasn't as good as I'd hoped.
I'm hoping this isn't one of 'those' book series. -shrugs-
Well: It's one of those book series that you are either really into or not at all, there is no fence riding on this one.
True enough.
I'm not one to merely look at the big picture: I take in all the values and history the art piece has to show, and hide.
And it's still a nice mask.
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